Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.
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